Straight Line of the Day: The Worst Part About Having President Obama’s Motorcade Go Through Your Town…

Posted on July 28, 2014 12:00 pm

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The worst part about having President Obama’s motorcade go through your town…

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28 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Worst Part About Having President Obama’s Motorcade Go Through Your Town…”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    The worst part about having President Obama’s motorcade go through your town…

    not enough rotten eggs.

  2. Bob B says:

    …is that all the other towns will want one too, and the disappointment will crush them.

  3. Oppo says:

    … is that if you’re in your car you have to stop for all those Reds.

  4. Bob B says:

    …is the possibility of being born on the “wrong side of the motorcade”.

  5. Oppo says:

    … is that The Beast is so obnoxiously big and loud. Especially if she hasn’t had her tamale.

  6. Oppo says:

    … is that woo-woo-wooo sound Biden makes.

  7. c64wood says:

    The worst part about having President Obama’s motorcade go through your town…

    …is the smell

    …is the arrogance that oozes from beginning to end

  8. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . is the sirens that sound for the smug alert

    . . . is having Joe Biden wander around lost in your town for the next several hours

  9. Bob B says:

    …is the flood of loitering sycophants that hang around for hours, polluting your ears with pointless laughter and cheering, and leaving behind a massive clutter that is left to others to make right…

  10. Michael J. Bilek says:

    …is the long stop at the clubhouse turn for lunch.

  11. walruskkkch says:

    The worst part about having President Obama’s motorcade go through your town…

    is the mess the press leaves that need cleaning up. Elephants were cleaner.

  12. jw says:

    …is having obama in town

    …is having obama cut in line at the BBQ place
    http://www.ijreview.com/2014/07/156391-peons-imperial-obama-cuts-in-line-peasants-austin-bbq-joint/

    …the long motorcade stop at the animal shelter

    …the sudden shortage of puppies available for adoption at the animal shelter

  13. Leland Speed says:

    is seeing all of the freeloaders cheering him on

  14. Burt says:

    …when is supporters show up, the drool makes the sidewalks too slick to navigate safely.

  15. Burt says:

    …the possibility of Doug Barr showing up. You can only laugh so long.

  16. walruskkkch says:

    too many clown cars.

  17. archangel says:

    …the sudden drop in property values.

    …the immediate audit of all those whose yard signs weren’t approved by the ministry of truth.

    …the telescreens yammering on all day about big brother’s benevolent appearance.

  18. CCO says:

    …it means it’s not yet January 20, 2017.

  19. FormerHostage says:

    …is that the miasma of failure hangs around for weeks!

  20. DamnCat says:

    …dogs wandering in the street are considered game.

  21. Iowa Jim says:

    @20 – Why would you consider that a bad thing?

  22. Dohtimes says:

    …Obama keeps stopping to take selfies with every Obama poster along the way.

    …union rules mean that driver of the bus has to be relieved after 15 people have been thrown under it.

    …drunk frat boys become exponentially worse after witnessing Secret Service debauchery.

    …has the worlds only bobble head that makes frequent stops, so Biden can use the restroom.

  23. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    The worst part about having President Obama’s motorcade go through your town…is having Obama as the “president”.

  24. Writer says:

    … is the armored vehicle he travels in.

  25. Doug says:

    The worst part is that no one in town invited him.

  26. raml says:

    his window is rolled up

  27. Karen says:

    … They paint the closed up storefronts to look like they haven’t shut down in the miserable economy, and then Joe Biden sits in front of the Protemkin Doughnut shop for 12 hours, waiting for it to open…

  28. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …cleaning the streets of the remains of all the people who were thrown under the bus.

    …there’s not enough time to make a mock-up of your town because they brought enough change for the William J. Le Petomane toll road.

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