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The worst part about having President Obama’s motorcade go through your town…

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  1. …is the flood of loitering sycophants that hang around for hours, polluting your ears with pointless laughter and cheering, and leaving behind a massive clutter that is left to others to make right…

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  2. …the sudden drop in property values.

    …the immediate audit of all those whose yard signs weren’t approved by the ministry of truth.

    …the telescreens yammering on all day about big brother’s benevolent appearance.

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  3. …Obama keeps stopping to take selfies with every Obama poster along the way.

    …union rules mean that driver of the bus has to be relieved after 15 people have been thrown under it.

    …drunk frat boys become exponentially worse after witnessing Secret Service debauchery.

    …has the worlds only bobble head that makes frequent stops, so Biden can use the restroom.

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  4. … They paint the closed up storefronts to look like they haven’t shut down in the miserable economy, and then Joe Biden sits in front of the Protemkin Doughnut shop for 12 hours, waiting for it to open…

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  5. …cleaning the streets of the remains of all the people who were thrown under the bus.

    …there’s not enough time to make a mock-up of your town because they brought enough change for the William J. Le Petomane toll road.

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