Straight Line of the Day: To Help Democrats in the 2014 Elections, Michelle Obama…

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To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…

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  1. @1 – Only my wife is allowed to read my mind (which is especially difficult since I have so much trouble reading it myself).

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  2. To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…

    will eat the opposition…literally.

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  3. To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…

    lie, cheat and steal with reckless abandon.

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  4. …will meet Hillary and Lizzy Warren out on the heath, along with their “special friends” Graymalkin and Paddock, to whip up a special charm to confound their enemies.

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  5. To Help Democrats in the 2014 Elections, Michelle Obama… and Hillary Clinton will play the lead roles in Frozen II – Revenge of the Undernourished Undocumented Immigrants.

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  6. will campaign in all 57 states.

    will give free boob-belts with each $1,000 donation.

    will ensure victory by unveiling her most powerful weapon to date, a campaign to reach the most dim-witted voters and get them to elect Democrats. BEHOLD #electDemIdiots

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  7. To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…

    is busily filing out election ballots for all contests.

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  8. @3 – Nah bro, I’m not reading your mind (I’ll wait for the movie!) – it’s just that great minds…you got the rest, don’t you?

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  9. …have all elected Democrats switch parties, and panties.

    …replace Black Panthers at polls with MS-13 members who have so recently been pardoned.

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