Straight Line of the Day: With a Flood of Illegals Streaming Across the Border, the White House Wants $3.8 Billion to…

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  1. With a flood of illegals streaming across the border, the White House wants $3.8 billion to…

    give them some “walking around” money.

    help them remember, “Who’s their Papi”.

    provide them with enough toilet paper.

    keep those pesky Canadians right where they are.

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  2. With a flood of illegals streaming across the border, the White House wants $3.8 billion to…

    …put a custom filter on Obama’s computer so no one can tell he reads IMAO.

    …invest in cattle futures

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  3. …save travel hardships by digitally streaming them across the border, then digitally streaming our money to their home countries.

    …have all our soccer fields converted to metric.

    …hire some illegals to put sandbags around the White House.

    …buy back some of America for himself after issuing an executive order that when a Mexican hears the song This Land Is Your Land, it really is.

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  4. With a Flood of Illegals Streaming Across the Border, the White House Wants $3.8 Billion to…
    – Study how global warming causes buckets to get stuck on people’s heads.

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