Armadillo? No way. Dillo’s can’t be trusted with guns.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) August 10, 2013
Replace "Koch Brothers" with "Communists" and MSNBC is indistinguishable from a 1958 John Birch Society newsletter.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 17, 2014
Vox's business model in a nutshell: Let our liberal arts grads Google stuff for you.
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) July 17, 2014
My dog qualifies as a service dog. *dog starts breakdancing* You're being served as we speak.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) July 18, 2014
*Defense Attorney whispers to the judge* dude this guys like too badass to go to jail, like look at how many laws he broke
— Platypus King (@DillDoes) July 18, 2014
*looking at new born baby* Nice baby. *opens baby mouth* How many miles on this bad boy? *sizes up baby's arms* What year?
— luke (@internetluke) July 18, 2014