Padmé: How was your day? Anakin: I killed all the Jedi. Now I’m Sith lord. You? Padmé: Anakin: Padmé: I watched a movie on Lifetime.
— Star Wars Problems (@StarWarsProblms) July 23, 2014
Remember: one culture per alien planet. More than that, and you're just showing off.
— The Worst Muse (@WorstMuse) July 23, 2014
*runs into acquaintance* "Hey we should get together sometime!" "I barely remember you and we were never friends. That would be horrible."
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) July 23, 2014
Did it hurt? Did what hurt? Did it hurt when you dropped out of school? Because you look like an idiot.
— Kris Wilson (@TheKrisWilson) July 23, 2014
If a bear attacks you, ask the bear whats really going on. Maybe hes just lashing out bc of problems at home & just needs someone to listen.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) July 23, 2014
who called it weight loss instead of mass exodus
— dan mentos (@NonCombosMentos) July 24, 2014