Forget “Lean Forward”

Posted on August 26, 2014 7:00 pm

New tagline for MSNBC to more neatly encapsulate their smug, condescending sense of leftwardness:

“Progressiver Than Thou”

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4 Responses to “Forget “Lean Forward””

  1. Doug says:

    I thought that “Lean Forward” would be replaced with something more like, “Bend Over”.

  2. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    “Thou” sounds too religious. It was changed to “Progressiver than yo’ all, Dawg!”

  3. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    In markets where MSNBC really HAS ratings, the new tagline is “Sit back and relax, Dude; We’ll tell you what to think.”.

  4. Anonymiss says:

    I swear I’ve heard that somewhere before…

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