Had to Get Here Somehow

A new geological theory suggests that a rain of asteroids melted the surface of the earth 4 billion years ago.

According to current global warming theory, they were hauled in by SUVs.

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  1. Raining asteroids maybe, but theorizing life on earth, the existence of oceans or that there was even a moon in orbit four billion years ago is a stretch.

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  2. But…That’s ancient history. We all know that history never repeats itself. Besides, the asteroids were probably sent hurtling towards earth by a planet which was much more advanced and was already fracking themselves.

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