Next Step for Peace

Posted on August 29, 2014 8:00 am

UN Security Council plans to send a “strongly-worded” letter to ISIS insurgents in Iraq.

That’s a good plan. It’s written in exploding ink, right?

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14 Responses to “Next Step for Peace”

  1. blarg says:

    will it have a wink emoticon and a j/k at the end?

  2. blarg says:

    can ISIS insurgents even read? In what language do you write something like that?

  3. Oppo says:

    It should be written in all decaps.

    Waste of time to add a header to it.

  4. Oppo says:

    It’ll probably get returned for Insufficient Pussage.

    How about writing it in Kurdsive?

    Do we even have a strategy for delivering a message?

    The Post-American-era man always rings twice.

    Send it UPoS.

  5. CCO says:

    Just send it certified mail, with a GPS transmitter.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    …ISIS is requesting they send thousands of copies of the letter since they are short of toilet paper.

  7. Oppo says:

    Much like their protests to Putin, it’ll be full of mixed messages — a Seize and Desist letter.

  8. Oppo says:

    How about instead sending a strongly worded letter to Obama, saying “Mr. President, it’s time to eat your ‘appease.’ “?

    The crisis with ISIS
    Is all the buzz;
    It’s time to change
    Their name to WASWAS.

  9. Jimmy says:

    @8 Oppo: It depends on what the meaning of ISIS. We already know what the meaning of WASWAS.

  10. blarg says:

    …why don’t they just ask Hussein Al-Barack how to fix this. He has a Nobel Peace Prize. He knows TONS about peace…and he has a pen and a phone. I bet he could get the whole thing straightened out before tee time.

  11. slapout says:

    How did they find the mailing address? If they’ve got an address can’t we just go there and bomb them? If it’s just a po box wait for the guy to pick up the mail and follow him.

  12. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    Nice to know that for publicly beheading an American journalist we are going to wepwomand them…woughly !
    Let me guess..the entire text will be “We’re so disappointed in you.”

  13. Jimmy says:

    Darn you Oppo…

    Fuzzy WasWasy waswas a bear,
    Fuzzy WasWasy had no hair,
    So, Fuzzy WasWasy waswasn’t fuzzy, waswas he?

  14. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    @13

    Which means he is more bare, than bear…right?

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