Random Thoughts: Ferguson, Rick Perry, and Magneto

Posted on August 18, 2014 9:20 am

I follow A LOT of conservatives. How am I missing all the angry racists who like black kids being shot?

It’s actually pretty scary how a hateful, racist right-winger lives in every left-winger’s head.

Maybe there’s a reason the Ferguson police department waited so long to put out information, but it doesn’t seem like that was very helpful.

There are two witnesses saying Michael Brown had his hands up while being shot. That he’s a robbery suspect doesn’t put an end to this.

And even if it ends up being a textbook shooting, there are now other issues at play here with the police response afterward.

Why are libertarians silent on how big government is?

Why aren’t vegans saying anything about how they are vegans?

Why won’t Al Sharpton ever bring up the issue of race?

Why has John Kerry never mentioned he served in Vietnam?

Why don’t the Democrats ever bring up the Koch brothers?

Why is Hamas never saying anything about Israel?

If you think science is an alternative to religion, you’re pretty ignorant about the scope of either.

I could never be a spy because I have an allergy to cyanide tablets.

You can indict politicians for abuse of power? Why aren’t they all in prison?

I mean, I do assume Perry is a crook. He is a politician.

This Perry indictment/crazed, drunken DA thing is a wee bit wacky.

So are Rob Ford and Lehmberg single? Because I have a crazy idea…

Dems hate Rick Perry because he’s a Republican governor of a state with high job growth. Everything else is justification after the fact

The left hate whoever’s a threat to their political power. Charges of racism, etc are just things they come up with after hate already there.

The left lack an ideology insofar they’re simply mired in silly tribalism.

All partisans are like that, but prominent with the left since they’ve been so defensive with a Dem in the presidency.

If Magneto’s power was magnetism, he could make metal fly to or away from him. What he has is magical metal controlling powers.

If you don’t #StandWithRickPerry, it’s probably because you’re falling down drunk.

I remain optimistic that white/black, left/right we can find a way to move forward together. It’s not really America without all of us.

Watching an old Dr. Who where the Doctor ends up in a parallel universe where all the doppelgängers lack facial hair.

I’m not comfortable with the police having as much firepower as I do.

People of all races need to learn to work together to preserve the patriarchy.

Thinking earplugs are rubber bullets is a mistake any excitable four-year-old could make.

The knockout game does sound like something racists made up. Is it a real thing?

Shakespeare is crap. No one actually talks like that.

I don’t care what horrible things white people have done in the past; it’s asking too much to expect them to take Al Sharpton seriously.

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12 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Ferguson, Rick Perry, and Magneto”

  1. Jimmy says:

    Does anyone know what to do with Jerusalem Artichoke canes?

    (Hey, random thoughts, random questions!)

  2. DamnCat says:

    Shakespeare is crap. No one actually talks like that.

    He was like the Snoop Dog of his day – just makin’ shizzel up, forsooth.

  3. Veeshir says:

    How am I missing all the angry racists who like black kids being shot?

    I don’t know how.

    I follow A LOT of conservatives.

    See, there’s your problem.

    You need to follow lefties like the mayors of cities like NYC and Chicago and race-baiters like the Revs Al and Jesse.
    They love black kids being shot, it gives them face time, donations and power.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    “There are two witnesses saying Michael Brown had his hands up while being shot. That he’s a robbery suspect doesn’t put an end to this.”
    Didn’t the autopsy basically find that his hands could not have been raised when he was shot? Maybe he had them up at one point, but being shot with his hands up may not be factual.

  5. DamnCat says:

    Were those the same witnesses who said he was shot in the back?

  6. Conservatarian says:

    “Shakespeare is crap. No one actually talks like that.”

    Has anyone else noticed the similarities between Romeo and Anakin Skywalker?

  7. walruskkkch says:

    “Yonder window, what light doth break, yes” — Yoda Speak.

  8. DamnCat says:

    “The east it is and Juliet the sun, yeah verily”

  9. J.M. Heinrichs says:

    With everyone complaining about Ferguson stuff, I can’t figure out why it’s Craig’s fault.

    Cheers

  10. Basil says:

    Watching an old Dr. Who where the Doctor ends up in a parallel universe where all the doppelgängers lack facial hair.

    Some people might think you’re joking. It was the serial Inferno, from Season 7, with the Third Doctor. Brigadier (Brigade Leader in the parallel universe) Leftbridge-Stewart may have been missing his mustache, but he wore a bad-ass eyepatch.

    More useless information: Nicholas Courtney’s wearing of the eyepatch was the inspiration behind the characters that wore eyepatches in the 11th Doctor episode The Wedding of River Song, filmed shortly after Courtney’s death.

  11. Bob B says:

    Peripatetic Frank is back!

  12. walruskkkch says:

    @9 It was Jay’s fault. [Can't decide between the Bills and Thunder Island though]

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