Apparently the galleys went out for my new book. Not sure to whom. If you have one, you are of the lucky few.
I’ve never smoked marijuana, but I once smelled some at a Dave Matthews concert and then immediately I wanted to punch a cop.
Is the pope using his infallibility when he says, “Kill the bastards!”?
Maybe we could solve things if we are all just angrier about how we’re sure we’re right.
As Josef Stalin said, “The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a hashtag.”
Josef Stalin never actually said anything like that death of millions quote often attributed to him. STOP SLANDERING JOSEF STALIN!
Wow, you can almost feel how painful it is for them to overcome their partisanship to have a modicum of integrity.
I’m guessing first draft ended with “Even so, he’s an icky Republican and we don’t like him. Ew.”
I’m writing a column. I haven’t done one in a while, which isn’t fair to all of you.
You all deserve to have my opinions. And I deserve to be paid for them.