Random Thoughts: Null

Posted on August 6, 2014 9:00 am

I have no random thoughts. Perhaps it’s happened as I always feared: I’ve ran out of clever things to say for good. Every day I always think, “That’s the last clever thing I’ll ever come up with.” and maybe now it’s finally come true. If so, it’s been a good run. Well, it’s been an okay run.

It’s been a run.

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20 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Null”

  1. Jimmy says:

    That’s alright, Frank. We’ve run out of random comments.

    Perhaps, you need vacationing?

  2. Oppo says:

    That’s because either:

    (a) Your alter egos Harvey and Basil are using all your good thoughts;


    (b) Russian hackers took them all.

    Now you can be a crackpot like the rest of us!

  3. Iowa Jim says:

    Perhaps you could write a random thought generator application.

  4. Anchorman says:

    I don’t get it.

  5. CCO says:

    “Run, run, run, the do run-run….” Does that help?

  6. jw says:

    here you go frank. just insert “thoughts” where it says “number”. you’re welcome.


    you’re welcome

  7. Jimmy says:

    Have you considered “Non-Random Thoughts?”

    Just a thought… more-or-less random.

  8. jw says:

    frank, i think i know who stole your random thoughts:


    looks like he might be a hippie.

    just sayin’

  9. Jimmy says:

    Frank needs an injection of random thought juice!

    Coffee with Irish Whiskey.

  10. Oppo says:

    Just some anagrams for “Random Thoughts”:

    Grand “Huh” Mottos
    Man, Hotdogs Hurt
    Had Thong Tumors
    Damn “Or” Thoughts
    Drag Thou Months
    Nomads Hog Truth
    Groan Thud Moths
    Angst Doth Humor

  11. jw says:

    maybe you just need a nee publisher.

    try Random House.

  12. jw says:

    oops, “new”

  13. Jimmy says:

    Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country Frank J.

    Okay, women can come, too.

  14. Chish says:

    a random post about no random thoughts is randomly commented on
    by random visitors. Wow. Just wow.

  15. Jimmy says:

    One must also realize that Frank’s “Null” as a random thought is as likely as any other random thought.

    And if the “Null Set” is empty, does this mean Frank’s head is… empty?

    (Sometimes I try to get in trouble but often fail miserably.)

  16. Steve H says:

    Just reboot and recompile. Works every time.

  17. Oppo says:

    Righter’s block?

  18. J.M. Heinrichs says:

    Better one, Steve:


  19. CaptMidnight says:

    I ran out of clever things to say on Facebook after the concussion. I was 63 when that happened. That was a week before Hillary had her famous head-banging incident. What’s your excuse again, Frank?

  20. CaptMidnight says:

    What I mean is — you’re too young and clever to run out of clever sh!t!

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