Somehow Familiar

In Los Angeles, police discovered a 150-pound giant tortoise strolling down the street and returned it to its owner.

Huh. Don’t usually see police chases that slow without a white Bronco involved.

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  1. An outraged Tortoise community immediately exploded with cries of police brutality, and demanded Eric Holder commence a civil rights investigation. Tortoises also began looting local grocery stores for some nice lettuce leaves but all were quickly apprehended during their attempted running from the scene.


  2. @1: Yeah, and upon entering the stores, Tortoises were heard to yell, “Get the hell out of my way!”

    Don’t make me chuckle.



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