Somehow Familiar

Posted on August 22, 2014 8:00 am

In Los Angeles, police discovered a 150-pound giant tortoise strolling down the street and returned it to its owner.

Huh. Don’t usually see police chases that slow without a white Bronco involved.

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2 Responses to “Somehow Familiar”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    An outraged Tortoise community immediately exploded with cries of police brutality, and demanded Eric Holder commence a civil rights investigation. Tortoises also began looting local grocery stores for some nice lettuce leaves but all were quickly apprehended during their attempted running from the scene.

  2. Jimmy says:

    @1: Yeah, and upon entering the stores, Tortoises were heard to yell, “Get the hell out of my way!”

    Don’t make me chuckle.

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