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A new study shows that IQ scores are decreasing. Possible causes…

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  1. …duh – I dunno…

    …teaching to the test ignores all the other letters…

    …being smart is just too painful anymore…

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  2. … calculators
    … ipad/ipod/kendle/notebook….. smart devices don’t make kids think
    … George Bush’s fault (in this case, there may be some truth to that sarcasm)

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  3. Whatever you do don’t blame the teachers’ union or your house will be surrounded by protesters with misspelled signs.

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  4. …. Boooooosssssshhhh!!!!!

    … The Koch Brothers!

    … Global Climate Change. Their tiny little developing brains are being cooked right inside their skulls.

    … What does it matter?

    … Depends on what the definition of Is is.

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  5. …well let’s see;
    Obama was elected twice,
    Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke are considered talented,
    Feminists believe that the biggest issue facing them is having to pay for birth control,
    50% of voters belive that ObamaCare is the law of the land but the Constitution is a living document….
    …heck, I’m surprised that the scores are as high as they are!

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  6. …..Legalized marijuana. Less people are getting off the couch to take an I.Q. test.

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  7. …The questions are grammatically correct and often include more than 120 characters.

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  8. …Answering ‘no’ to the question “Do you believe in global warming” on the test results in an automatic failure.

    …The fact that more than half of the population has below average intelligence. -And that the people grading the tests don’t understand the concept of ‘average’.

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  9. I blame the theory of evolution. Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species. Damn you Darwin!

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  10. @Jeff in South Dakota – The answer is always racism.

    TEACHER: “Johnny, what is 3 + 2?”
    JOHNNY: “Racism.”
    TEACHER: “Very good!”

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  11. …forgot to credit Keith Olbermann with an IQ of 1.

    …Basil has been too busy watching MST3K and Doctor Who to continue to rescue mankind from it’s foibles.

    …lost in translation: the real message is “Ignorance be upon you”.

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