Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows IQ Scores Decreasing. Possible Causes…

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A new study shows that IQ scores are decreasing. Possible causes…

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  1. …. Boooooosssssshhhh!!!!!

    … The Koch Brothers!

    … Global Climate Change. Their tiny little developing brains are being cooked right inside their skulls.

    … What does it matter?

    … Depends on what the definition of Is is.


  2. …well let’s see;
    Obama was elected twice,
    Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke are considered talented,
    Feminists believe that the biggest issue facing them is having to pay for birth control,
    50% of voters belive that ObamaCare is the law of the land but the Constitution is a living document….
    …heck, I’m surprised that the scores are as high as they are!


  3. …Answering ‘no’ to the question “Do you believe in global warming” on the test results in an automatic failure.

    …The fact that more than half of the population has below average intelligence. -And that the people grading the tests don’t understand the concept of ‘average’.


  4. I blame the theory of evolution. Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species. Damn you Darwin!


  5. …forgot to credit Keith Olbermann with an IQ of 1.

    …Basil has been too busy watching MST3K and Doctor Who to continue to rescue mankind from it’s foibles.

    …lost in translation: the real message is “Ignorance be upon you”.



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