Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas Hotel. She Also Demanded…

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Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

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  1. Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    “No busting” Blackjack

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  2. Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    Tungsten steel chains and locks for Bill.

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  3. Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    the letter “M” be stricken from the English language.

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  4. Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    a bath tub filled with the blood of virgins, but Las Vegas simply couldn’t fill that part of her request.

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  5. …easy walker access and an ER emergency stoke team on standby. (But not for her wingnuts, it’s for a friend. Yeah, that’s the ticket.)

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  6. I meant “stroke” not “stoke” in the previous comment. Although a “stoke team” could be turned into an interesting double entendre involving Huma Abadin.

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  7. …babies… sauteed in garlic butter… served on a bed of collard greens… sprinkled with sliced almonds and water chestnuts… as an appetizer… to the main meal… of roast Michelle thigh.

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  8. Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    Cheese.
    better publicity.
    skipping the 2016 elections and having herself appointed God’s successor.

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  9. …the “This is not a slot machine” sign not be hung around her neck, instead “This is not Hillary Clinton” signs be put on slot machines.

    …all furnishings, except the liquor bar be made by NERF.

    …quarters spent on vibrating bed during earthquakes be refunded.

    …a bus, with engine running, be parked near the fountain at Caesar’s Palace.

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  10. …a focus group to see how to respond on the Ferguson issue

    …that she ride the crazy train

    …a plate of Anonymiss’ cookies

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  11. …That robots cook and serve her meals so that she doesn’t have to put on her fake-smile face any more than necessary each day.

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  12. She also demanded to know…
    Who’s been painting her roses red.
    Who keeps putting “Energizer” Batteries in her “toys that cannot be named”
    Hey guys, when’s the next Haley’s comet?

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  13. Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    Several volumes of the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, but anything Azgothian or Vogon would do in a pinch.

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