Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas Hotel. She Also Demanded…

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Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

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  1. Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    a bath tub filled with the blood of virgins, but Las Vegas simply couldn’t fill that part of her request.

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  2. …babies… sauteed in garlic butter… served on a bed of collard greens… sprinkled with sliced almonds and water chestnuts… as an appetizer… to the main meal… of roast Michelle thigh.

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  3. Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    Cheese.
    better publicity.
    skipping the 2016 elections and having herself appointed God’s successor.

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  4. …the “This is not a slot machine” sign not be hung around her neck, instead “This is not Hillary Clinton” signs be put on slot machines.

    …all furnishings, except the liquor bar be made by NERF.

    …quarters spent on vibrating bed during earthquakes be refunded.

    …a bus, with engine running, be parked near the fountain at Caesar’s Palace.

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  5. She also demanded to know…
    Who’s been painting her roses red.
    Who keeps putting “Energizer” Batteries in her “toys that cannot be named”
    Hey guys, when’s the next Haley’s comet?

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  6. Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    Several volumes of the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, but anything Azgothian or Vogon would do in a pinch.

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