Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas Hotel. She Also Demanded…

Posted on August 19, 2014 12:00 pm

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Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

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29 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas Hotel. She Also Demanded…”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    “No busting” Blackjack

  2. DamnCat says:

    …hookers and blow.

  3. DamnCat says:

    …”BRAAAINS”.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    Tungsten steel chains and locks for Bill.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    the letter “M” be stricken from the English language.

  6. Burt says:

    …hot and cold running interns.

  7. walruskkkch says:

    Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    a bath tub filled with the blood of virgins, but Las Vegas simply couldn’t fill that part of her request.

  8. Bob B says:

    …a shrubbery.

  9. Bob B says:

    …being photographed “only from her good side”, a task that proves to be impossible…

  10. Steve H says:

    @7 Does that mean Hill is now a Ean-Spirited Ental Idget?

  11. walruskkkch says:

    @10 either that or the reincarnation of Elizabeth Bathory.

  12. Eric Praline says:

    …a punchbowl of M&Ms with all of the brown ones removed.

  13. Eric Praline says:

    …easy walker access and an ER emergency stoke team on standby. (But not for her wingnuts, it’s for a friend. Yeah, that’s the ticket.)

  14. c64wood says:

    …to have native girls massage her cankles

  15. Eric Praline says:

    I meant “stroke” not “stoke” in the previous comment. Although a “stoke team” could be turned into an interesting double entendre involving Huma Abadin.

  16. Chish says:

    She also demanded hot and cold running scotch in the bathrooms, goalie helmet with face mask

  17. Jimmy says:

    …babies… sauteed in garlic butter… served on a bed of collard greens… sprinkled with sliced almonds and water chestnuts… as an appetizer… to the main meal… of roast Michelle thigh.

  18. walruskkkch says:

    Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    Cheese.
    better publicity.
    skipping the 2016 elections and having herself appointed God’s successor.

  19. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    …That only potential FUTURE presidents be allowed in the suite.

  20. Dohtimes says:

    …the “This is not a slot machine” sign not be hung around her neck, instead “This is not Hillary Clinton” signs be put on slot machines.

    …all furnishings, except the liquor bar be made by NERF.

    …quarters spent on vibrating bed during earthquakes be refunded.

    …a bus, with engine running, be parked near the fountain at Caesar’s Palace.

  21. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    …That all the show girls wear pantsuits during her visit.

  22. c64wood says:

    …a focus group to see how to respond on the Ferguson issue

    …that she ride the crazy train

    …a plate of Anonymiss’ cookies

  23. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    …That robots cook and serve her meals so that she doesn’t have to put on her fake-smile face any more than necessary each day.

  24. Joel says:

    That she be addressed as “Madam President” or “Your Majesty” ay all times

  25. Jeff in South Dakota says:

    She also demanded to know…
    Who’s been painting her roses red.
    Who keeps putting “Energizer” Batteries in her “toys that cannot be named”
    Hey guys, when’s the next Haley’s comet?

  26. walruskkkch says:

    Hillary demanded the “Presidential Suite” at a Vegas hotel. She also demanded…

    Several volumes of the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, but anything Azgothian or Vogon would do in a pinch.

  27. TGregg says:

    … a throne room to receive visitors. She was shown the white porcelain throne.

  28. Writer says:

    … all televisions be tuned to MSNBC, her favorite.

  29. FormerHostage says:

    …a checkout time later than noon.
    …a makeover by Jake Tapper.

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