Straight Line of the Day: Now Covered by Obamacare:…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now covered by Obamacare:…

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  1. ….amnesia caused by an un-witnessed fall after being subpoenaed to testify before congress when you can’t explain where you were when an embassy burned and Americans died.


  2. . . . intercostal muscle strains caused by laughing at the foolish behavior of Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry . . .

    . . . extrication of heads from buckets

    . . . burns suffered while barbecuing dogs


  3. Now covered by Obamacare:…

    Ground troop intervention in Syria. (or whatever, this President is allowed to rewrite anything to fit any purpose for any reason whenever he wants. Being a Black President and all.)


  4. …mental health coverage now includes liking any of Michelle’s dietary demands.

    …tinpot dictator hair.

    …__________ing like a girl (Pick up to 3. None if you are in the surgery phase of becoming a girl).

    …Whiteness. 100% cure rate offset by lynching rope costs and global warming effects of burning them alive.

    …diseases you catch from your un-vaccinated children.

    …your grandparents, and vets (who are already used to getting treated like dirt).

    …almost all of the imported ebola victims (Darn those cracks).



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