Straight Line of the Day: Now Covered by Obamacare:…

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Now covered by Obamacare:…

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  1. ….dizziness and nausea caused by trying to follow the explanations of the Obama administration to any/all newsworthy incidents.

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  2. ….amnesia caused by an un-witnessed fall after being subpoenaed to testify before congress when you can’t explain where you were when an embassy burned and Americans died.

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  3. Now covered by Obamacare:…

    …pets

    …Abortions for cows (decafinated)

    …birth control for preschoolers

    …At this point, what difference does it make?

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  4. @ 21:21. Oppo says:

    August 27th, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    … injuries caused by VA care.

    …OR lack of.

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  5. …owwies, boo-boos, cooties, feminine odor, thinning hair….pretty much everything except terminal Liberal stupidity.

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  6. . . . intercostal muscle strains caused by laughing at the foolish behavior of Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry . . .

    . . . extrication of heads from buckets

    . . . burns suffered while barbecuing dogs

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  7. … slipped, ruptured, lost, scratched, or wiped discs.

    … Iraq ‘n’ pneumonia.

    … ex-presidents and all their relatives for life. What luck!

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  8. Now covered by Obamacare:…

    Ground troop intervention in Syria. (or whatever, this President is allowed to rewrite anything to fit any purpose for any reason whenever he wants. Being a Black President and all.)

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  9. …mental health coverage now includes liking any of Michelle’s dietary demands.

    …tinpot dictator hair.

    …__________ing like a girl (Pick up to 3. None if you are in the surgery phase of becoming a girl).

    …Whiteness. 100% cure rate offset by lynching rope costs and global warming effects of burning them alive.

    …diseases you catch from your un-vaccinated children.

    …your grandparents, and vets (who are already used to getting treated like dirt).

    …almost all of the imported ebola victims (Darn those cracks).

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  10. … Harpies treatments (beginning in 2016).

    (1) Medical conditions
    (2) Non-medical conditions
    (3) Psychiatric conditions
    (4) Non-psychiatric conditions
    (5) Derringers

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