Straight Line of the Day: Now Covered by Obamacare:…

Posted on August 27, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now covered by Obamacare:…

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44 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Now Covered by Obamacare:…”

  1. Jeff in South Dakota says:

    Re-education “spas”

  2. Bob B says:

    …unlimited presidential vacations

  3. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    ….non-unionized republicans-everyone else got am exemption.

  4. Oppo says:

    Mom-Jean Splicing or Therapy

  5. Bob B says:

    …free tonsillectomies and foot removals

  6. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    ….dizziness and nausea caused by trying to follow the explanations of the Obama administration to any/all newsworthy incidents.

  7. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    …”golf thumb”.

  8. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    ….amnesia caused by an un-witnessed fall after being subpoenaed to testify before congress when you can’t explain where you were when an embassy burned and Americans died.

  9. DamnCat says:

    …ISIS jihadis entering from Mexico.

  10. Bob B says:

    …free hearing aids for the NSA

  11. walruskkkch says:

    Now covered by Obamacare:…

    everything…and nothing.

  12. walruskkkch says:

    Now covered by Obamacare:…

    since it’s Wednesday, that would mean Prince spaghetti.

  13. Oppo says:

    The heartbreak of Sorosiasis

  14. Eric Praline says:

    …species reassignment surgery.

  15. Oppo says:

    Gender Reassignment There-I’ll-pee

  16. Oppo says:

    Sandra Fluke’s breakfasts, lunches, and dinners

  17. blarg says:

    …pretty much anyone who didn’t pay for it.

  18. blarg says:

    …most of Mexico and South America.

  19. blarg says:

    …circumcisions, but only Muslim ones.

  20. Oppo says:


  21. Oppo says:

    … injuries caused by VA care.

  22. Jimmy says:

    …women who are pregnant or might become pregnant. Ask your doctor…

  23. Burt says:

    …suicide bombers.

  24. Burt says:


  25. Proof says:

    …erections that last over five hours.

  26. Proof says:

    …anal cranial inversion

  27. c64wood says:

    Now covered by Obamacare:…


    …Abortions for cows (decafinated)

    …birth control for preschoolers

    …At this point, what difference does it make?

  28. Jimmy says:

    …Asparagus syndrome.

  29. Jimmy says:

    …treatment with trichlorofiddlededie-ene.

  30. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    @ 21:21. Oppo says:

    August 27th, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    … injuries caused by VA care.

    …OR lack of.

  31. Burt says:

    …election recounts.

  32. FormerHostage says:

    …KY Jelly to ease payments by taxpayers.

  33. FormerHostage says:

    …owwies, boo-boos, cooties, feminine odor, thinning hair….pretty much everything except terminal Liberal stupidity.

  34. ConnecticutCompromise says: rides to methadone clinics.

  35. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    (Someone Has To Say It) :

    CHOOOMMM !! (And any Hostess product)

  36. Rayfan87 says:

    Anal seepage.

  37. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . intercostal muscle strains caused by laughing at the foolish behavior of Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry . . .

    . . . extrication of heads from buckets

    . . . burns suffered while barbecuing dogs

  38. Oppo says:


  39. Oppo says:

    (so) CIALIS (m) !!!
    … pay no attention to the small print

  40. Oppo says:

    … slipped, ruptured, lost, scratched, or wiped discs.

    … Iraq ‘n’ pneumonia.

    … ex-presidents and all their relatives for life. What luck!

  41. walruskkkch says:

    Now covered by Obamacare:…

    Ground troop intervention in Syria. (or whatever, this President is allowed to rewrite anything to fit any purpose for any reason whenever he wants. Being a Black President and all.)

  42. Dohimes says:

    …mental health coverage now includes liking any of Michelle’s dietary demands.

    …tinpot dictator hair.

    …__________ing like a girl (Pick up to 3. None if you are in the surgery phase of becoming a girl).

    …Whiteness. 100% cure rate offset by lynching rope costs and global warming effects of burning them alive.

    …diseases you catch from your un-vaccinated children.

    …your grandparents, and vets (who are already used to getting treated like dirt).

    …almost all of the imported ebola victims (Darn those cracks).

  43. Oppo says:

    … Harpies treatments (beginning in 2016).

    (1) Medical conditions
    (2) Non-medical conditions
    (3) Psychiatric conditions
    (4) Non-psychiatric conditions
    (5) Derringers

  44. Oppo says:

    I.R.S. trojan replacement therapy

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