Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Held a Press Conference and Only Answered Two Questions. The Third Question…

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President Obama held a press conference and only answered two questions. The third question…

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  1. …came from Obama and the question was, “It is?”. It was in response to someone saying, “meeting is adjourned”

    Meeting is adjourned.
    It is?
    No you say that.
    Say what?
    etc…

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  2. …came after the reenactment of the Blazing Saddles campfire scene, like every other Obama presser.

    …could not be met with an answer convoluted enough to cover all exigencies, cure cancer and end world hunger (at least while meeting Mooshelle’s dietary and ethnic cleansing guidelines).

    was about dog recipes which caused such a Pavlovian reflex that the drool short circuited the microphone.

    …was “Joe, didn’t I warn you about making peepee on the rug when company is around”?

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  3. “Since you didn’t answer either of the first two questions, as is your norm, isn’t it pointless to continue this charade?”

    “Which is climbing faster, the federal debt or your lifetime “uh” count?”

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