Straight Line of the Day: The Good News: Robots That Can Cook and Serve Your Food. The Bad News:…

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The good news: robots that can cook and serve your food. The bad news:…

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  1. The good news: robots that can cook and serve your food. The bad news:…

    …they abide by Moochelle’s standards for peasants.

    …they can only cook what you have in the house. In Obama’s economy, it went to the cupboard, but the cupboard was bare.

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  2. …you programmed it to serve your food, not you.

    …your menu consists of spot welded biscuits and and a stew formerly known as Will Robinson.

    …anatomically correct icing bag and nozzle.

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  3. To hear this menu in Spanish, press 2.
    If you would like breakfast, press 1. If you would like brunch, press 2. If you would like lunch, press 3. If you would like dinner, press 4. If you would like tapas, press 5. If you would like just a drink, press 6. If you would like a snack, press 7. To hear this menu again, press 0.
    *beep*
    You have selected breakfast. If this is correct, press 1. If not, press 2.
    *beep*
    To select an omlete, press 1. To select eggs, press 2. To select pancakes, press 3. To select waffles, press 4. To select cereal, press 5. To select bagels, press 6. To select fruits, press 7. To hear this menu again, press 0. To return to the previous menu, press 9.
    *beep*
    You have selected omlets. It this is correct, press 1. If not, press 2.
    *beep*
    …..

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