Straight Line of the Day: What Would It Take to Get Obama to End His Vacation Early?

Posted on August 22, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?

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31 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: What Would It Take to Get Obama to End His Vacation Early?”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?

    Moving up the start date for his next vacation.

    They finally finish that Championship course out back of the White House.

    A terrorist bomb in the beverage cart.

  2. CrabbyOldBat says:

    A Hollywood fundraiser. (OK, not funny, but true.)

  3. dodsfall says:

    Tear down the capital building and install a world class private golf course

  4. Jimmy says:

    A White House BBQ featuring choom-flavored, little smokies.

  5. Burt says:

    Valarie jerking one string.

  6. blarg says:


    …a better, more expensive vacation

    …order from the caliph

  7. Jeff in South Dakota says:

    Aunt Edna dying on the way to Wally World?

  8. Jeff in South Dakota says:

    His personal ball washer gets “washer’s elbow”?

  9. Jeff in South Dakota says:

    Satan commands he return to the death star?

  10. blarg says:

    …hopefully, prison.

  11. Bob B says:

    This question has no answer – there is nothing that would cause Obama to cut short his vacation, ever.

  12. James says:

    A Twinkie and HoHo buffet at the White House that happens on the day Michelle’s plane is delayed by mechanical problems.

  13. Burt says:

    A play-date with Putin.

  14. FormerHostage says:

    …a guest shot on SNL.

    …an all you can eat buffet at the DC animal shelter.

    …Michelle in a bikini.

  15. blarg says:

    …watching Sarah Jessica Parker take second at the Belmont.

  16. c64wood says:

    …the new teleprompter models being delivered to the White House


    …Joe Biden getting into the Oval Office unsupervised

  17. Veeshir says:

    Bob B has it.
    It’s a koan like, “What’s the sound of one hand clapping”

  18. Anchorman says:

    90% chain of rain.

  19. Anchorman says:

    Michelle showing up.

  20. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    The need for someone who sees himself as a strong leader to act quickly and decisively towards brokering a peace settlement…. between BeyoncĂ© and Jay-Z

  21. ConnecticutCompromise says:


  22. ConnecticutCompromise says:

    Republicans staging “Occupy Martha’s Vineyard” and setting up their peaceful protest tents on the golf courses.

  23. Oppo says:

    FormerHostage has ruined my life with his third suggestion.

  24. Burt says:

    Can only be changed by an Act of Soros.

  25. Greg says:

    Five words- Reggie Love in the sauna

  26. HokieGomer says:

    …an Act of Congress. So, pretty much nothing.

  27. c64wood says:

    …the smell of a fresh batch of Anonymiss’ cookies from the oven

  28. Chip says:

    …finally scoring four under par.

  29. raml says:

    Why would anyone in his right mind want obola to cut short its vacation to come back to DC and make some more idiotic rules or regulations?

  30. Dohtimes says:

    Obama listens to Secret Service transmission, reacts with unusual speed and clear thinking: “There’s a half eaten cookie under the sofa from the previous administration? Its Bush’s fault!!! God bless him, and guard that cookie with your life!!!!!!!!” “Oh, and Michelle is banned from the East Wing until further notice. Got milk?”

    Playing golf with Charles Barkley makes him look lake a hack.

    White House has the only internet connection in the world and it’s time for the Straight Line of the Day. Declares IMAO racist for not having any funny answers. Needs another vacation to recover.

    Ferguson Missouri hasn’t burned enough.

  31. Dohtimes says:

    Five words- The sauna in Reggie Love.

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