Straight Line of the Day: What Would It Take to Get Obama to End His Vacation Early?

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What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?

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  1. What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?

    Moving up the start date for his next vacation.

    They finally finish that Championship course out back of the White House.

    A terrorist bomb in the beverage cart.


  2. Obama listens to Secret Service transmission, reacts with unusual speed and clear thinking: “There’s a half eaten cookie under the sofa from the previous administration? Its Bush’s fault!!! God bless him, and guard that cookie with your life!!!!!!!!” “Oh, and Michelle is banned from the East Wing until further notice. Got milk?”

    Playing golf with Charles Barkley makes him look lake a hack.

    White House has the only internet connection in the world and it’s time for the Straight Line of the Day. Declares IMAO racist for not having any funny answers. Needs another vacation to recover.

    Ferguson Missouri hasn’t burned enough.



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