Straight Line of the Day: What Would It Take to Get Obama to End His Vacation Early?

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What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?

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  1. What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?

    Moving up the start date for his next vacation.

    They finally finish that Championship course out back of the White House.

    A terrorist bomb in the beverage cart.

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  2. A Twinkie and HoHo buffet at the White House that happens on the day Michelle’s plane is delayed by mechanical problems.

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  3. …a guest shot on SNL.

    …an all you can eat buffet at the DC animal shelter.

    …Michelle in a bikini.

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  4. …the new teleprompter models being delivered to the White House

    …adhan

    …Joe Biden getting into the Oval Office unsupervised

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  5. The need for someone who sees himself as a strong leader to act quickly and decisively towards brokering a peace settlement…. between Beyonc√© and Jay-Z

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  6. Republicans staging “Occupy Martha’s Vineyard” and setting up their peaceful protest tents on the golf courses.

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  7. Why would anyone in his right mind want obola to cut short its vacation to come back to DC and make some more idiotic rules or regulations?

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  8. Obama listens to Secret Service transmission, reacts with unusual speed and clear thinking: “There’s a half eaten cookie under the sofa from the previous administration? Its Bush’s fault!!! God bless him, and guard that cookie with your life!!!!!!!!” “Oh, and Michelle is banned from the East Wing until further notice. Got milk?”

    Playing golf with Charles Barkley makes him look lake a hack.

    White House has the only internet connection in the world and it’s time for the Straight Line of the Day. Declares IMAO racist for not having any funny answers. Needs another vacation to recover.

    Ferguson Missouri hasn’t burned enough.

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