They’re Too Late

Posted on August 6, 2014 4:00 pm

Before meeting with the Egyptian President, John Kerry was forced to go through a metal detector security screening.

How insulting! Any metal Kerry may have had got thrown over a fence in DC decades ago.

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5 Responses to “They’re Too Late”

  1. Joel says:

    I thought he had shrapnel seared -seared! Into his butt. Isn’t that how he got his third Purple Heart?

  2. Oppo says:

    “Thank you for going through our metal detector, Mr. Kerry. We wanted to see if, in addition to bringing no hope to these negotiations, you were bringing no change.”

  3. blarg says:

    @Joel No…that was how he got his purple butt.

  4. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    “…And I still carry the shrapnel in my leg from a wound in Vietnam.

    I guess that puts an end to that BS story.

  5. Zach says:

    Why didn’t the bolts in his neck set off the detectors?

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