To the girl crying on this bus: Stop. If it were ok to cry on the bus, we'd all be doing it.
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) July 29, 2014
I really hope Sharknado 2 doesn't fall prey to the sequel curse.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 30, 2014
"man superman is a nerd" [Superman stands up] NUH UH [puts on eyeglasses] ya what he said [puts on sunglasses] ya what superman & Clark said
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) July 30, 2014
I would be so excited to take a swing at Bieber, I'd probably miss too. #TeamOrlando
— Charly J. (@chuck_dizzle) July 31, 2014
Hamas rockets are landing in Gaza? Those poor people can't even afford enough fuel.
— Anthonado Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) July 31, 2014