"Your majesty, I present to you … the PYRAMIDS!" "Hmmm. Nope, don't like 'em. Curse them immediately and store dead bodies in them."
— John Cheese (@johncheese) August 5, 2014
*Loudly shushes an excited woman who just got engaged at the table next to mine*
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) August 5, 2014
*undresses you with my eyes* "wow this is taking forever I probably should've used my hands instead"
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) August 5, 2014
*stops riding a deer* I guess you could say… I'm off my game.
— Maeberys Marbaryen (@maebemarbles) August 5, 2014
In retrospect, the butterfly sanctuary was a bad place to show off my nunchaku skills
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) August 6, 2014
Bryan Adams was excited to get his "first real six-string" in Summer of '69 because prior to that he'd been sold several fakes.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) August 6, 2014