Washington is full of people who believe police need to have tanks and Marines need to have arrest warrants.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 14, 2014
If you feel the need to tell people you're nonpartisan, you're partisan.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) August 14, 2014
Babies are allowed to drink alcohol right? Asking for a friend. Who is a baby. Who I gave alcohol to
— Lazy Joe (@lazy_joe_) August 14, 2014
When all the urinals are full and you go stand in a stall to pee, do you close the door or not? Both ways feel wrong, honestly.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 15, 2014