The Illustrated Frank J: You Know, Like the Constitution

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Creepy Self-Propelled Robot Is Creepy


[Atlas, The Next Generation] (Viewer #12,358,741)

I’ll leave it to YOU guys to discuss the obvious issues that start popping up at the 1:30 mark.

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Summary: The Democrat Primary

A new poll shows the most common responses Americans give when asked to say what comes to mind when they think of each Democrat candidate are “dishonest” for Clinton, and “socialist” for Sanders.

Weird. I thought both of those were covered by “Democrat”.

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Bernie Confusion

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Good Advice Without the Stupid Gifs

[High Praise! to Flavorwire]

The Teachings of Ron Swanson: 25 Quotes to Live By

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This Is What Will Kill You

A new report shows that gun-related homicide doesn’t even crack the top 15 causes of death in America.

Although based on Obama’s recent speeches, I’m assuming number one is global warming.

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Obama Warned Us – Hostage Crisis

Add your name to let the Senate know: The Supreme Court is too important to be held hostage by partisan politics. http://ofa.bo/uAT

@BarackObama

“Your liberty to choose your doctor, however…”

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Straight Line of the Day: Uh Oh… Google’s New Self-Driving Car…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Uh oh… Google’s new self-driving car

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Anyone Else Sensing a Pattern, Here?

On CNN, Hillary Clinton said she’d release transcripts of her paid speeches to Wall Street donors when everyone else does, too.

Sure. Assuming she can remember which private server she keeps them on.

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