That’s No Moon!

Researchers believe they have found a way to use a high-power laser beam to deflect space rocks that are on course to hit Earth.

All I can say is: if Hillary wins, they need to pull the plug on this project. #SMOD2016!

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Promoted Comment: Decision 2016

(Submitted by Oppo [High Praise!])

In 2016, American voters may be forced to choose between Bonnie Parker, Leon Trotsky or Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

— “The Week In Stupid”
Townhall.com | March 6, 2016 | Derek Hunter

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Link of the Day: Satire – FBI: Hillary Charged and Arrest Warrants Issued in New York

[High Praise! to SatireWorld]

FBI: Hillary Charged and Arrest Warrants Issued in New York

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

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I Can’t Take Them Seriously. They Haven’t Even Mastered Barbering

North Korea announced they would “get the nuclear warheads deployed for national defense always on standby so as to be fired any moment”.

Huh… nothing about who all our base are belong to?

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Obama Warned Us – Economic Progress

In the past seven years, our economy has made real progress.

@BarackObama

“Hey… backward is a direction, too.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Iran Conducted Illegal Missile Tests. President Obama…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Iran conducted illegal missile tests. President Obama…

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Vote Goat

Mudcat Saunders, a rural Democratic strategist who’s supporting Bernie Sanders, said of Hillary Clinton “I think Trump could beat her like a tied-up billy goat”.

What a horrible thing to say! I’m sure he meant “nanny goat”.

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