He Means It When He Says We Won’t STAND for This

North Korea has threatened pre-emptive nuclear attacks on both South Korea and the USA.

I’m sure Obama will responded by sending in an elite strike force of bowing diplomats.

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I’m Sure He Meant It At the Time

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Afghan Hipster Crafts Locally-Sourced Artisan Bombs

[High Praise! to DuffelBlog]

Afghan Hipster Crafts Locally-Sourced Artisan Bombs

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Huh… Just Found a More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

President Obama said that he plans to remain in Washington after his presidency so that his youngest daughter can finish high school.

Wish the rest of us had a choice about how much Washington we get in our lives.

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Obama Warned Us – Economic Comeback

Read what @VP Biden has to say about our economic comeback, thanks in part to the Recovery Act: http://ofa.bo/uA0

@BarackObama

“I gave ‘er a couple blasts with the ol’ shotgun, and look at the economy now!”

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Straight Line of the Day: NOAA Data Shows No Global Warming for 58 Years. This Can Only Mean…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

NOAA data shows no global warming for 58 years. This can only mean…

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Alternative Life-Strategies

A new report shows that meditation can actually help slow the physical aging process.

While acting rashly without introspection or forethought will get you the Republican nomination.

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