Fits the Profile

A team of scientists has demonstrated that a computer can predict who is most likely to commit a future violent crime.

My prediction: the violent criminal aliens gutless liberals protect in sanctuary cities.

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The First Part of Their Name Is a Lie

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Shock Poll: Over 68% of Terrorists Don’t Believe Obama Is Muslim

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Shock Poll: Over 68% of Terrorists Don’t Believe Obama Is Muslim

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Obama’s Already Warming Up His Bowing Muscles

In a new terrorist video, the narrator warned America in English that ISIS will “kill, slaughter and burn your people”

That’s appalling! No option for Spanish subtitles?

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Obama Warned Us – Gay Marriage

Marriage equality may be the law of the land, but there’s more work to do to end discrimination. Join the fight:


“Next up: making your grandma bake gay wedding cookies”

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Straight Line of the Day: Now Endorsing Hillary Clinton for President…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now endorsing Hillary Clinton for President…

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I Am Altering the Deal. Pray I Don’t Alter It Any Further

After a new round of missile tests, Iran announced “enemies of the Islamic revolution and regional security must fear the roar of the Guards’ missiles”.

Less fearsome: the roar of UN sanction paperwork.

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