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[The U.S. Constitution Will Hang By A Thread ~ Ezra Taft Benson] (Viewer #26,878)
Words of wisdom from the late Ezra Taft Benson, former United States Secretary of Agriculture.
President Obama privately told a group of Democratic donors that the party must soon come together to back Hillary over Bernie Sanders.
Now THERE’S a rousing endorsement: “might as well vote for the one who hasn’t been mathematically eliminated yet”.
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Why I Didn’t Vote For Trump
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At a Hillary event, an Ohio voter said she voted for Obama, but her health insurance “skyrocketed” under Obamacare. She added, she “would like to vote Democratic, but it has cost me a lot of money”.
Oh, I see… she’s upset because she thought it was going to cost a lot of OTHER people’s money.
BREAKING: Nearly 13 million Americans have signed up for private health coverage thanks to the Affordable Care Act.
“Nearly as many as have lost insurance coverage thanks to the Affordable Care Act.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama’s new plan for illegal immigrants caught in America…
President Obama’s new offshore drilling plan maintains a ban on drilling to “protect the Atlantic for future generations”.
And when the future arrives, you can bet they’ll be kept from drilling using the same exact excuse.