The Illustrated Frank J: The Long View


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Did They Choose The Board of Education, Too?

Michigan’s State Board of Education has drafted a guidance that would push the state’s schools to allow all students, regardless of parental or doctoral input, to choose their gender, name, pronouns, and bathrooms.

Good plan. Should probably hand them whiskey & car keys while we’re at it.

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Handy Pronunciation Tip

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Filler Text Explained (and Customized)

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

What is Lorem Ipsum Filler Text?

At the bottom of the article are links for “Bacon Ipsum” and a couple of other varieties of filler text.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

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Is That Why She Wouldn’t Take His Phone Calls?

Newly released emails suggest that Hillary Clinton used her job at the State Department to funnel cash into her family’s nonprofit organization.

So… did Ambassador Stevens’ check bounce?

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Obama Warned Us – Easter Egg Roll

Watch how one of our oldest traditions, the White House #EasterEggRoll, has evolved over the past 138 years.


“If I had one more year, I’d make it the Ramadan Roll.”

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Straight Line of the Day: During President Obama’s Final Easter Egg Roll at the White House…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

During President Obama’s final Easter Egg Roll at the White House…

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Oddly, No Words for Their Victims

At a press conference, President Obama said any approach that would “single out” or “target” Muslims for discrimination “is not only wrong and un-American, but it also would be counterproductive”.

Yes, we must not discriminate in who we target. Like a bomb belt blast.

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