The Illustrated Frank J: 2! 4! 6! 8! Trump Something Something Hate!

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I Thought Non-Functioning Government Worker Was Redundant?

The Mayor of New York City is now offering counseling and safe spaces to those city employees who are stressed after Trump’s surprise election victory.

Absolutely. Can you imagine the tragedy if a DMV worker were too shell-shocked to be surly?

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Link of the Day: I’m Not Constitution Nerd Enough for Most of These

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Here Are Some Constitutional Plot Twists Hollywood Should Consider

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Surprisingly, I Actually DIDN’T Know Some of These Things About Star Wars

[27 Things You Might Not Know about Star Wars – mental_floss List Show Ep. 450] (Viewer #156,583)

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Angry She’s Not Wearing a Wonder Burka

Critics have submitted a petition for Wonder Woman to be stripped of her honorary UN ambassadorship, claiming she’s a “white woman of impossible proportions… the epitome of a ‘pin-up’ girl.”

Fine. Round up the signers and shove ’em into the engine intakes of her invisible jet.

Also, she’s a fictional character. Why are you angry?

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Maybe Before Your Poured Gasoline on Our Straw House, You Should’ve Thought About What Happens When You Don’t Hold the Lighter Anymore. Flick Your Bic, Donald…

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The Illustrated Frank J: God Doesn’t Play Dice With the Universe. That’s for Idiot Liberals Doing Economics

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I’m Not a Stormtrooper, But I Played One on TV

[What It Feels Like to Be a Stormtrooper] (Viewer #3,772,005)

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’78s are Still Hip and Trendy, Though, Aren’t They?

In one of President Obama’s final speeches as President, he said that America still hasn’t “overcome the legacy of slavery“.

Really? Perspective – it’s been over longer than Guy Lombardo, flappers, and gramophones that play wax cylinders. Maybe it’s still here because someone profits from not letting it go?

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I’ll Believe In Global Warming If Liberals Will Agree That It’s Completely Obama’s Fault

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Debt Relief Plan Outlined: US To Give Grand Canyon To Chinese Says Obama

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Debt Relief Plan Outlined: US To Give Grand Canyon To Chinese Says Obama

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The Return of El Guapo

In Mexico, a village tired of having its citizens abducted, kidnapped the local drug boss’s mom.

Not sure if that’s a real news item or the plot of Three Amigos 2.

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Straight Line of the Day: Nobody’s Seen Queen Elizabeth for 10 Days. What’s She Doing?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

No one’s seen Queen Elizabeth for 10 days. What’s she doing?

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Unfortunately for Russians, They Have No 8th Amendment

President Obama said he wanted to punish Russia for “election interference”.

Oh. What’s he going to do? Become President of Russia?

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Cartoon of the Day – Friends

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