Straight Line of the Day: After Leaving the White House in January, All Michelle Obama Really Wants Is…

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After leaving the White House in January, all Michelle Obama really wants is…

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  1. After leaving the White House in January, all Michelle Obama really wants is…

    continued access to the Treasury.

    to pick up where she left off filming Messin’ With Sasquatch commercials.

    to be a runway model for Victoria’s Secret’s new line of tent apparel.

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  2. . . . to return in triumph as POTUS in 2020, because what can be more empowering and inspiring to women everywhere than to seek public office on the basis of your husband’s popularity?

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  3. After leaving the White House in January, all Michelle Obama really wants is…
    … what she’s got Comintern her.

    MICHELLE: “What I want… What’s most important to me is that I have a guarantee: No more attempts on my husband’s legacy.”

    {Asks the reporters’ permission to go use the bathroom.}

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