Straight Line of the Day: After Leaving the White House in January, All Michelle Obama Really Wants Is…

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After leaving the White House in January, all Michelle Obama really wants is…

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  1. After leaving the White House in January, all Michelle Obama really wants is…

    hope and Clinton-like speaking gigs.

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  2. After leaving the White House in January, all Michelle Obama really wants is…

    power…POWER! POWER!!!!!!!

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  3. After leaving the White House in January, all Michelle Obama really wants is…

    continued access to the Treasury.

    to pick up where she left off filming Messin’ With Sasquatch commercials.

    to be a runway model for Victoria’s Secret’s new line of tent apparel.

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  4. After leaving the White House in January, all Michelle Obama really wants is…
    the White house china and .silverware but Hillary already beat her to it.

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  5. . . . to return in triumph as POTUS in 2020, because what can be more empowering and inspiring to women everywhere than to seek public office on the basis of your husband’s popularity?

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  6. After leaving the White House in January, all Michelle Obama really wants is…

    … to enter Sto’Vo’Kor, but will most likely end up in Gre’thor.

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  7. After leaving the White House in January, all Michelle Obama really wants is…
    … what she’s got Comintern her.

    MICHELLE: “What I want… What’s most important to me is that I have a guarantee: No more attempts on my husband’s legacy.”

    {Asks the reporters’ permission to go use the bathroom.}

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  8. … a straight answer from her mirror to the question “Who’s the pharaohs of them all?”

    … to be out of town when the Trumpites bring down the walls of Jarrett Co.

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