Straight Line of the Day: After Stealing a US Underwater Drone Last Week, Why Has China Suddenly Given It Back?

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After stealing a US underwater drone last week, why has China suddenly given it back?

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  1. … they found out all the cool countries were lying when they said this would get them in.

    … China’s father had a heart-to-heart talk with them and told them it was their decision, but if they kept the drone he’d be pretty disappointed in them.

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  2. … they’ve already got a phone and Sean Penn; they didn’t need it.

    … Strother Martin made them lose face by spitting and saying, “Morons. I’m dealing with morons. There ain’t no valuable intel on a drone when it’s outbound. It’s only got valuable intel when it’s back inbound.”

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  3. After stealing a US underwater drone last week, why has China suddenly given it back?

    They finished removing all the State secrets Obama had filled it with and accidentally left it idling off their coast?

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  4. …they didn’t give the one they stole back, they went down to Home Depot, who has already started selling the cheap Chinese copies, bought one and gave that one back. Pretty soon, they’ll realize that it was one that got returned with half the parts missing and resold because it’s Home Depot and that’s what they do.

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