Straight Line of the Day: Nobody’s Seen Queen Elizabeth for 10 Days. What’s She Doing?

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No one’s seen Queen Elizabeth for 10 days. What’s she doing?

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  1. Shooting for a Girls’ Fortnight Out?

    Performing “The Regina Monologues” in the hustings?

    Taking a royal wee?

    Balmoral Turpitude?

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  2. Camilla Parkour-Bowling. Has to be seen to be believed.

    Got confused and started opening the houses of Parliament members.

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  3. She is powering through illness because that is what women do. Speculation about her long-term health or fitness to rule is pure misogyny. H8ers!

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  4. No one’s seen Queen Elizabeth for 10 days. What’s she doing?

    Practicing for Kind Hearts and Coronets in reverse.

    Filming a new episode of Total Makeover.

    her cameo in the next Bond flic.

    trying to find Nicole’s true killers.

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  5. Vetting the Meghan Markle Diaries, and a lot of frowning.

    Shotgun in hand, staring down 2016.

    Twitter war with Mel Brooks @ #It’s better to be Queen.

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  6. …Doctor Who marathon.

    …she decided she should at least listen to a few of Obama speeches on that iPod before he leaves office and ended up hurting herself laughing so hard.

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  7. She is kind of a badass. I’m just saying I believe that she has a cold, but I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that she has been on a black op killing ISIS. That is all.

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