Straight Line of the Day: Panicked Over Trump’s Victory, Liberals Are Now Stockpiling…

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Panicked over Trump’s victory, liberals are now stockpiling

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  1. Panicked over Trump’s victory, liberals are now stockpiling…

    safe spaces

    excuses for why their last two preezies were total failures

    pesos

    venom (greater quantities than usual)

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  2. Panicked over Trump’s victory, liberals are now stockpiling…

    Revisionist history books. Ironically, liberals are unable to read them.

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  3. Panicked over Trump’s victory, liberals are now stockpiling…
    Coloring books
    Puppies and kittens.
    Play-do.
    Milk and cookies.
    Nap rugs.

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  4. hookers and blow

    videos of all the episodes of “Girls”, because Lena Dunham is sooooooo hot!

    moral bankruptcy (they wouldn’t want to run out of that)

    radicchio, tofu, and kale

    Barbra Streisand LPs from the 1960s and 1970s, because Babs was even hotter then than Lena Dunham is now!

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