Straight Line of the Day: The First Thing Obama Wants to Do When He Leaves the White House…

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The first thing Obama wants to do when he leaves the White House…

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    • But that’s going to be a construction zone. Trump has architects working on plans to convert the building to a really nice hotel.

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  1. The first thing Obama wants to do when he leaves the White House…

    try really hard to fit into his tight, tight schedule a round of golf if he can manage it.

    see if ISIS has any management openings.

    find hisself a new community to organize.

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  2. The First Thing Obama Wants to Do When He Leaves the White House…

    ….is to read the New York Times article about ‘We Have Lost The Bestest Prez Ever’ and cry like a baby.

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  3. … find a way to show it was Russians who hacked his spelling of Aretha Franklin’s “R-E-S-P-E-whatever.”

    [The first hint: the version on the teleprompter was “R-E-S-P-E-T-S-N-A-Z.”]

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  4. . . . is tee up, of course.

    . . . is work on learning how not to throw like a girl.

    . . . is increase his bench-press weight to sixty-five pounds.

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