The Illustrated Frank J: Maybe If Liberals Screamed Louder, I’d Be Able to Understand Them

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For Educational Purposes

I found this analysis quite interesting:

[How Louis CK Tells A Joke] (Viewer #1,534,480)

Before you go Googling Louis CK, I’ll warn that this is probably the only family-friendly joke he’s ever told.

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Personally, I Always Suspect Vogons in These Situations

In video filmed from the ISS, an astronaut puts his hand in front of the camera to cover mysterious lights in the distance.

My guess: the astronaut knew there might be kids watching, and he’d just been mooned by a glowing-buttocked alien.

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I Can’t Think of a Single Government Agency Outside of DoD That Doesn’t Deserve This

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Link of the Day: Fools! Don’t You Remember All the Temporary Bans Hitler Enacted?

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The Persuasion Filter and Immigration

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Bill Clinton’s 1995 anti-illegal immigrant speech.

The only difference between that & Trump is the southern accent and the Democrat standing O.

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Open a B&B for Radical Muslims

More than one million people have signed a petition demanding Britain cancel plans for a state visit by President Trump following his ban on travelers from Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria and Yemen.

So… how many of those petitioners let people from those countries vacation in their homes?

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Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Held a Symposium on “How to Talk to Real People”. They Said the Best Way to Do It Is…

High Praise! to DamnCat for the suggestion]

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Democrats held a symposium on “How to Talk to Real People”. They said the best way to do it is…

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Appropriate Power Corrupts Appropriately

President Trump signed executive orders on immigration that vastly expanded the authority of immigration officers to detain and deport illegal immigrants.

Democrats are outraged, saying deportation should only be used as a punishment for those who didn’t vote for Hillary.

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Cartoon of the Day – Liar

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The Illustrated Frank J: Welcome to the Women’s March on Washington – Are There Any Questions?

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Ten Percent Of Nothing Is – Let Me Do The Math Here… Nothing Into Nothin’… Carry The Nothin’…

[What is Zero? Getting Something from Nothing – with Hannah Fry] (Viewer #160,063)

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Liberals Need to Sign a Non-Compete Clause

After 146 years in business, Ringling Bros. circus is closing.

YOU try competing with a live Twitter feed of 100,000 clowns in pink knit hats.

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“Weather Is Not Climate” – True. Meterology Is Actually a Science

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Link of the Day: As I Recall, the Few Times There Were Black Guys on the Show, the Duke Boys Were Happy to Help Them Out – Which Makes Number 12 Really Weird

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12 Good Ol’ Facts About ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’

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There’s a Common, Uniting Thread Between Government and Poverty

A new report shows that the 8 richest people on Earth own as much as the poorest 50% of the world’s population.

Not in the report – the percentage of those poor people who live in socialist countries.

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