The current head of President Obama’s EPA said that Donald Trump has “limited room” to scrap Obama’s restrictive new climate rules.
I don’t know. Bulls have limited room in china shops, but they can make a lot of changes.
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Brian Kilmeade: What you don’t know about Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli pirates
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Since Fidel Castro died, Cuba has been cracking down on dissidents.
They’re doing it all wrong. Make Fidel’s death work FOR them. Put a pay potty on his grave and charge ten centavos a tinkle.
“Am annexing Santa’s Workshop. Will now be called North Russia. Also, I will wrestle then eat heart of polar bear. Also, eat hearts of Santa elves.“
New York (AP) – On Friday, President-elect Donald Trump shared a Christmas letter he received from Russian President Vladimir Putin.
In a translation of the December 15 letter provided by the Trump team, Putin wrote that he hopes the US and Russia can act in a “constructive and pragmatic manner” to ensure the stability and security of the world.
“Putin like Trump,” read the letter, in part. “Is smart man. Not like President Reset. Also, wife not look like spaceship-flying bear from Star Wars. We can work together. Make world safe place. We share Ukraine. Your half can be 51st state. Or maybe trade your half for California. Too commie for you, anyway.”
In a statement, Trump called it “a very nice letter.”
“It’s much better than what I got from Obama,” said Trump. “Do you know what that guy gave me? Ipod full of him reading my mean tweets. I already have one of those. In my voice. I do it a lot better.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now heading the list to become America’s 51st state…
Still bitter, Bill Clinton said that Trump knows how to get “angry white men to vote for him”.
Which worked out well for Trump, since Bill’s harridan bride knows how to get white men angry.