The Illustrated Frank J: You Fail to Grasp the Gravity of the Situation – TRUMP IS NOT IRANIAN!!!

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About Time Someone Fixed This Problem!

[How to Stop Microaggressions | We the Internet TV] (Viewer #57,055)

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I Think a Great Way to Punish Russia Would Be to Throw Hillary in Jail So She Can’t Run in 2020 and Have Her Emails Hacked Again

President Obama said the US needs to “respond” to Russian cyberattacks – “and we will”.

We elected Trump. I think we already did.

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“Oddly Specific Signage” I Thought, Tucking My Glock

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Whatever Else It Is, “American” Is Never a Synonym for “Dainty”

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

13 Items Labeled “American” in Other Countries

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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A Minority of Deniers

Canada says that so far, only 28 Americans have applied for Trump-related refugee status.

And yet in that same time, 50,000 immigrants have come to America. If we were discussing climate change, they’d say the Trump science is settled.

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Black Lives Matter Cancels Mexico Outsourcing; Will Hire More American Protesters

Expect a boom in the Grievance Redressage Petitioner industry under Trump.

Expect a boom in the Grievance Redressage Petitioner industry under Trump.

DETROIT (AP) – Hot on the heels of an announcement by Ford that they will close a plant in Mexico and create jobs here in America, the anti-police protest group Black Lives Matter announced that they, too, will be eschewing Mexico in favor of the US.

BLM spokesman DeRay McKesson, said that, unlike the Ford move, his organization had been planning this “reorganization” for some time.

“With the Clinton & Soros money drying up,” said McKesson, “I thought, you know, maybe we should do like the big corporations. They’re all moving to Mexico, labor’s cheap, it’s not much different than hittin’ the Home Depot parking lot to pick up a truckload of sign-wavers, right?”

“Man, bad move,” he continued. “Turns out that not only does Mexico not care if black men get shot by white cops, they don’t even HAVE white cops. Or black men. They thought I was a Jamaican tourist and kept trying to sell me bootleg Bob Marley CD’s”.

“Anyway,” added McKesson, “we’re gonna focus on the situation at home for a while. Maybe lay low until Trump gets inaugurated and then see if we can make looting great again once Whitey’s in charge.”

“Until then,” he concluded, “I guess it’s back to selling ‘Remember Ferguson’ rubber wristbands on Etsy.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Hot Stock Market Tip! Now That Trump’s Been Elected, Invest in…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hot stock market tip! Now that Trump’s been elected, invest in…

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The Difference Between “Adult” and “Responsible Adult”

During an interview with Oprah, Michelle Obama described Barack as “the parent” and the American public as his “hurt toddler”.

Yes, and Trump is Child Protective Services.

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Cartoon of the Day – Mess

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[A. F. Branco]

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