The Illustrated Frank J: Sure, and Next You’ll Tell Me My Lucky Hat Doesn’t Help My Sports Team Win

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Bacon Isn’t Red, But It’s Delicious, So Close Enough

A new study shows that eating lots of red meat is actually good for your blood pressure.

Sure. As long as you don’t look at the price of it.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Defense Secretary Nominee Gen. James Mattis Vows to Make Killing Great Again

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Defense Secretary Nominee Gen. James Mattis Vows to Make Killing Great Again

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Basically the Non-Trek Version of “Cause and Effect” Without the Happy Ending

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But Does the Volcano Have Its Own Twitter Account?

Scientific studies show that a slumbering volcano under the Italian city of Naples shows signs of “reawakening” and may be nearing a critical pressure point.

I hope it doesn’t blow. Partly for the safety of the Italians, partly to avoid every American journalist using it as a metaphor for the election.

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They Call Them Angry, But They Never Ask How They Got That Way

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