The Illustrated Frank J: It’s Like a Bad Episode of “West Wing”, But Then Again, Weren’t They All?

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This Is Gonna Offend Some Terrorists

It’s got a couple swears

[Real Housewives of ISIS] (Viewer #319,613)

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I Miss the Days When Propaganda Used Real Celebrities, Like Bugs Bunny

Celebrities, activists and other liberals gave an emotional goodbye to President Obama in a new video by the White House titled “Yes We Can: Your Most Memorable Moments from the Obama Presidency.”

Conservatives… will probably use the same subtitle, but call it “No, You Shouldn’t Have”

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Hey! Turns Out That Word DOES Mean What You Think It Means

[High Praise! to AfterMath]

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Link of the Day: I’m Ashamed to Admit That I Always Thought Pharmacists Were Just Really Slow at Filling up Bottles

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

12 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of Pharmacists

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Apparently Even Socialists Don’t Listen to Liberal Protesters

For the 5th time in the last year, Venezuela’s President Maduro is hiking the minimum wage.

What an idiot. Everybody knows all he has to do is put it up to $15 an hour and he’s golden.

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Promoted Comment: Song for the Trumped On Liberal

[From Oppo, on this post (the picture in which you’ll need for reference)]

(To the tune of 19th Nervous Breakdown)

You’re the kind of person you meet at certain liberal, dull affairs
Center of a crowd, talking much too loud, running up and down the stairs
Well, it seems to me that you have schemed too much in too few years
And though you’ve tried you just can’t hide your rage behind your tears

You better stop, look around
Hair it comes, hair it comes, hair it comes, hair it comes
Here comes your ’16 nervous breakdown

When you were a child you were a treated kind
But you were never brought up right
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys but still you cry all night
Those mothers who elected you owe a billion dollars tax
And your followers still perfecting ways of faking and concealing facts

You better stop, look around
Hair it comes, hair it comes, hair it comes, hair it comes
Here comes your ’16 nervous breakdown
Oh, Hill’s to blame, that girl’s just insane
Well, nothing she do don’t seem to work
She only seemed to make the matters worse. Oh, please!

You were still in school you acted the fool and it really messed your mind
And after that you turned your back on treating people kind
In your first term we tried so hard to rearrange your mind
But after awhile we realized you were just the raging kind

You better stop, look around
Hair it comes, hair it comes, hair it comes, hair it comes
Here comes your ’16 nervous breakdown

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Straight Line of the Day: The White House Produced a ‘Farewell to Obama’ Video Titled…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The White House produced a ‘farewell to Obama‘ video titled…

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First Rule of Government: Obama’s Not Guilty If No One Finds Out What He Did

Obama plans to put many of his presidential records off-limits for 12 years after he leaves office.

Why? Is that when the statue of limitations on treason expires?

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