The Illustrated Frank J: I’ll Give You Five Reasons You Should Take My Foreign Policy Seriously

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Off the Iceberg, Lard Butt!

A new medical study shows that swimming in the sea is actually good for your health.

Thanks goodness we’ve got global warming to get polar bears back up to snuff, then.

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Link of the Day: Comment on Culture for 300 Hours Over 28 Years and It’d Be a Miracle if You *Didn’t* Predict Something

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10 Events Correctly Predicted by ‘The Simpsons’

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Shut Up and Bake Me a Cake

A restaurant in Hawaii posted a sign saying “If you voted for Trump you cannot eat here!”

Interesting… and would they have booted you for watching Celebrity Apprentice on your phone before November 8, or do they only hate Trump now that it’s trendy?

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I *Said*, The Science Is Settled!

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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