The Illustrated Frank J: There’s Two Sides to Every Story, and the Winners Write the History Books. I’ve Got My Pen Ready…

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Slightly Off-Topic, But Can Steve Bartman Show His Face in Public Again Now?

During the Chicago Cubs’ visit to the White House, President Obama referred to himself 40 times.

I’m impressed. Obama managed to stop talking about himself before their NEXT World Series victory.

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Not Sure Obama Can Be Summed Up More Succinctly

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Trump Awards Self ‘Even Better Presidential Medal of Freedom’

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Trump awards self ‘Even Better Presidential Medal of Freedom’

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Michelle’s Mouthpiece Might Want to Rephrase That

Asked what Michelle Obama had planned for after she’s no longer First Lady, spokeswoman Melissa Winter said “right now it is an empty plate

So… still working on school lunches?

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The Insurance Shop Sketch

(With Apologies to Monty Python)

"If I don't buy your bloody insurance, the Ministry of Silly Walks will make me pay a fine"

If I don’t buy your bloody insurance, the Ministry of Silly Walks will make me pay a fine

Customer walks into the Henry Fortis’s Obamacare Exchange and walks past the bouzouki player.

Customer: Good Morning.

Fortis: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Healthcare Emporium!

Customer: Ah, thank you, my good man.

Fortis: What can I do for you, Sir?

Customer: Well, I was sitting in the public library on K Street just now, skimming through “It Takes a Village” by Hillary Clinton, and I suddenly felt my pre-existing condition flare up.

Fortis: Pre-existing condition, sir?

Customer: Ulcer.

Fortis: Eh?

Customer: Someone needs to pay for my Nexium!

Fortis: Ah, Nexium!

Customer: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, “a little quasi-single-payer coverage will do the trick,” so, I curtailed my Clintonizing activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some risk-mitigating contractuals!

Fortis: Come again?

Customer: I want to buy some health insurance.

Fortis: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player!

Customer: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!

Fortis: Sorry?

Customer: Ah don’t feel no ways tahrd of it!

Fortis: So he can go on playing, can he?

Customer: Most certainly! Now then, some insurance please, my good man.

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Straight Line of the Day: At Trump’s Inauguration, Expect Obama to Grab the Microphone and Say…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

At Trump’s inauguration, expect Obama to grab the microphone and say…

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Who Investigates the Investigation Investigators?

The Justice Department’s Inspector General is opening an investigation into how DOJ and FBI personnel handled the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private e-mail server.

Weird… everyone’s getting investigated but the criminal at the heart of it all.

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