The Illustrated Frank J: Please Tell Us More About Your Well-Thought Out and Useful Opinions Holding Your Blankie in Your Safe Space

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“Guilty As Hell, Free As a Bird”

On his last day in office, President Obama commuted the sentence of 330 prison inmates.

Excellent. Now just give all that time to Hillary, and the Scales of Justice will be balanced.

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I Was Wondering if the Inauguration Would Go Off Smoothly. I Shouldn’t Have Worried

[High Praise! to Slapout]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Teacher Forces Children To Paint Anti-Trump Signs

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Teacher forces children to paint anti-Trump signs

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Hey Arthur! Put Your Sword Back in the Stone!

Karl Rove said that now that Trump has taken office, he should finally give up his Twitter account.

Probably thought Ripley should’ve climbed out of the Power Loader earlier, too.

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Straight Line of the Day: Donald Trump Says He Plans to Appoint a Robot to Be in Charge of…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Donald Trump says he plans appoint a robot to be in charge of…

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Friends Close

Even though Donald Trump is now President, he’s still keeping 50 officials from the Obama administration.

#enemiescloser

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