The Illustrated Frank J: The Fool, The Meddling Idiot! As Though His Ape’s Brain Could Contain The Secrets Of The Krell!

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I’m Just Glad Democrats Don’t Have Access to Nukes Anymore

Now for sale in South Dakota: 575 underground bunkers made of hardened concrete and steel.

I know you’re not worried about the Russians anymore, but there are still anti-Trump protesters out there.

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Suddenly, The Media Cares About a Lot of Things They Didn’t Last Week

[High Praise! to AfterMath]

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Link of the Day: Mostly Because I Want to Hear Someone Report Back on That Pizza Cutting Thing

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7 Food and Drink Hacks Based on Math and Science

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Wait… None of These Trees Has a USB Port. Or Wifi!

A new study shows that young people are clueless when it comes to basic survival skills such as tying a knot or making a fire from scratch.

Even more annoying is the way they think they’ll be able to Google it if a crisis hits #FiniteBatteryLife

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Straight Line of the Day: A Review of Survey Data Shows That President Obama Had Lower Average Approval Ratings Than…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A review of survey data shows that President Obama had lower average approval ratings than…

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I’d Only Vote Yes If Someone Can Show Me a Non-Horrible Pattern for a 51-Star Flag

Puerto Rico’s new governor is considering seeking statehood as a remedy to his country’s financial crisis.

Plan B: physically sneaking the entire island across the border into a sanctuary city.

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