Straight Line of the Day: Hot Stock Market Tip! Now That Trump’s Been Elected, Invest in…

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Hot stock market tip! Now that Trump’s been elected, invest in…

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  1. . . . pharmaceutical companies manufacturing tranquilizers and anti-depressants, which lefties will buy frequently and in large quantities

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    • They already do, that explains many of their….problems.
      Anti-depressants are a leading cause of liberalism.

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  2. …Smoke and Mirrors Inc’s new spinoff Pot Smoke And A Mirror To Watch Yourself Smoke Pot. Soon to follow, a commercial with Obama saying I liked the company so much I bought it.

    …Harry Reid, in the dead pool.

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  3. Hot stock market tip! Now that Trump’s been elected, invest in…

    Stupid liberal statements.

    tissues.

    Rolaids,

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  4. …everything! “A rising tide lifts all boats.” (Well, probably not green-energy stocks, especially the ones that are all ephemeral.)

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