Straight Line of the Day: McDonald’s Is Opening a Restaurant in the Vatican. On the Menu…

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McDonald’s is opening a restaurant in the Vatican. On the menu…

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  1. McDonald’s is opening a restaurant in the Vatican. On the menu…

    nothing but fish, which strangely they never seem to run out of.

    All you can eat now, repent later salad bar.

    Two for one on all animal dishes.

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  2. …. May we suggest… something fresh from the grail?
    Or 40 days in the desserts?

    Do the clergy get the surplice food?

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  3. … obsolete prices. They have risen.

    … the Way, the Truth, and the Light Lunch.

    … Salmon on the Mount.

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  4. Directions to the pope john.

    Pad tithe chicken.

    Some holy spirits.

    Lamb with a saviory sauce.

    During Lent: fast food.

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  5. The Vatican is reportedly going to receive about $31,000 a month in rent.
    I don’t know what they’ll be selling but I know what people will say when they see the prices….
    Holy $hit!!11!!

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  6. Welcome to the Golden Arcs (of covenant). Please enjoy our heavenly full course meal of, Leg of lamb of God, Cheeses Rice (Supercarb), Holy Shittake mushrooms, and “God Yammit” Yams.

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