Straight Line of the Day: Now Heading the List to Become America’s 51st State…

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Now heading the list to become America’s 51st state

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    • I’m guessing that the toxic emissions would be detrimental to the country’s pollution levels. We may have to rewrite the Paris Agreement.

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  1. …Northern California (State Motto: “We’re the Sane One.”)

    (And yea, PR, ’bout time. Maybe you can get your minimum wage fixed.)

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  2. Palestine. It would solve everything! OMG I am a sooper-genius. We could build a wall to keep those nasty Zionist racists out, and . . . what? It’s totes okay when you are dealing with fascists, shut up. We could protect all the Palestinian freedom fighters with Constitutional rights, and abolish the death penalty and outlaw guns and . . . oh STOP with the Second Amendment already, we will only impose fair restrictions on baby-killer automatic weapons and hand guns and concealed weapons and stuff like that, and guns not owned by a well-regulated militia, that the Second Amendment doesn’t apply to anyway, you ignoramus. The State of Palestinia will have a beautiful rainbow flag and . . . now that’s just racist, of course they will LOVE the rainbow flag, because LOVE WINS, you Islamophobic h8er! Oh, this is going to be great! We get the chance to do it right!

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  3. Now heading the list to become America’s 51st state…

    … Flux?
    I have a crate of Flux Capacitors up for bid.

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  4. Give them borderland with Mexico and tell them that everyone South are Jews. Talk about killing two birds…

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