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The White House produced a ‘farewell to Obama‘ video titled…

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  1. “You’ve Got Mail” – (Russian, with English subtitles)

    The End of An Error

    So Long and Thanks for all the Phishing

    “So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, & Dupe”

    “Don’t Leave Town — and Hand Over Your Passport”

    Barry, We Hardly Knew Ye. Still Don’t, Come To Think Of It

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  2. From 2009 To Eternity
    Chicago Hopeless

    And the title song:

    I, Me, Mine (George Harrison)

    All through’ the day
    I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
    All through’ the night
    I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
    Now they’re frightened of leaving it
    Ev’ryone’s weaving it,
    Coming on strong all the time,
    All through’ the day I me mine.

    I-I-me-me mine, I-I-me-me mine,
    I-I-me-me mine, I-I-me-me mine.

    All I can hear
    I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
    Even those tears
    I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.
    No-one’s frightened of playing it
    Ev’ryone’s saying it,
    Flowing more freely than wine,
    All through’ the day I me mine.

    I-I-me-me mine, I-I-me-me mine,
    I-I-me-me mine, I-I-me-me mine.

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  3. Other possible soundtracks:

    “B.S., I Love You.”

    “Old-Time Wreck and Roll”
    .

    “Kenyan — Or Perhaps Bahamian? — Rhapsody”

    Is this the real life?
    Is it just fantasy?
    Lost by a landslide
    No escape from reality
    Hope in your “I”s
    Look up to disguise and see:

    I’m just a poor president
    I need no sympathy
    Causes easy come, easy go
    Little high, little blow
    Any way the wind goes —
    As long as it’s pro-Muslim-y . . .

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  4. Alien Autopsy

    My So-Called Life

    Retiree of a Mad Black Woman

    [Slick] Willy, Wonkette, and the Chocolate Factory

    The Year Without a Santa Clause

    The Jewel of Denial

    The Lyin’ in Winter

    To Have and Have Not

    Episode XLV: A New Hope

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