The Illustrated Frank J: Dance, Monkey, Dance!

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Back When I Was a Kid, We Had to Use Semaphore, and By Gum, That’s the Way We Liked It!

A new report shows that nearly half of families with children now text each other when they are in the same house.

I blame it on emoji being unpronounceable.

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Kennedys Don’t Count, of Course

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Link of the Day: Turns Out They’re More Than Just Dudley Do-Right and Lumberjack Background Singers

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The Mounties: They Always Get Their Man

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Even Worse Than That Gut-Wrenching Noise Wind Farms Make

In Atlanta, Al Gore warned that, because of global warming, parts of the planet “will no longer be fit for human habitation”.

Yes, like any area within earshot of a liberal preaching incessantly about global warming.

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Oscar Clarification Requested

But La La Land won the popular vote, right?

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Straight Line of the Day: The Newest Wacky Liberal Scheme to Remove President Trump From Power…

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The newest wacky liberal scheme to remove President Trump from power…

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No, It’s Not the Plot of the New Aquaman Movie

Now out in Iranian theaters: a full-length animated film depicting Iran winning an armed confrontation between Iran and the US.

Yet somehow STILL more pro-US than the Oscars.

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The Illustrated Frank J: Also “The Climate Science Is Settled” and, on Newer Models, “Let Me Be Clear”

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Ted Cruz Was Right

The New York City Health Department said that a recent Leptospirosis outbreak was caused by people having contact with rat urine.

Ah… New York values

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Break the Cycle

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Link of the Day: Short, Speculative Fiction – When Liberals Finally Get Their “War”

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Tomorrow

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Facebook Is Actually MORE Invasive, But No One Cares Because Cat Pictures

Nevada is considering a law to protect privacy by prohibiting the involuntary microchipping of human beings.

I tried looking the bill up on line, but the web site required cookies.

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Overheard at a Mass Meeting of Liberals Brainstorming Ways to Stop the Trump Agenda

I blew my entire mustache wax budget on paint and posterboard. I regret nothing!

I blew my entire mustache wax budget on paint and posterboard. I regret nothing!

“No, the march was working, we just needed more pink knit hats.”

“Look, I don’t care if you spell ‘fascist’ with an ‘h’, I’m just saying that misspelling it might be offensive to actual fascists.”

“Has anyone seen my onesie?”

“Maybe a good Twitter hashtag, like #NoTrump” “Can’t, it’s already being used by the Hoboken Bridge Club”

“We could buy the domain name” “Nope, NoTrump.com is owned by Trumpet Haters of America and they won’t sell.”

“A good spell will fix him. Just need some candles, some hemp twine, and an eagle feather. Thank goodness for Hobby Lobby coupons.”

“I’ve got it! Pink knit shoes! We’ll call them ‘pussyfoots‘”

“How about we suggest a common-sense proposal that increases individual freedom while reducing the size, funding, and power of the federal government?” [shouts of derision and sounds of physical violence]

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Straight Line of the Day: Arkansas Is Considering Changing the Name of Its Clinton Airport to…

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Arkansas is considering changing the name of its Clinton Airport to…

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