Illegal Mexicans got you down? You’d like to deport them, but think of all the paperwork and the long drive to toss them over the border.
But now, deporting Mexicans is as easy as saying “Go home, invader!” if you use…
Simply place the Mexican in the Mexi-Cannon™, and its patented cannon technology takes over from there, delivering the Mexican back to Mexico in the blink of an eye.
Still, there are millions of illegal Mexicans in America. Can one cannon really deport all of them?
Yes it can with its Rapid-Fire Action!
That’s right; the Mexi-Cannon™ can fire more than one Mexican at a time!
Soon all the Mexicans will be flying back to Mexico. Take that, evil Mexican Presidente!
The Mexi-Cannon™: For all your deportation needs!
THE MEXI-CANNON™ FAQ
Q. Can the Mexi-Cannon™ be used for deporting Canadians?
A. The FDA has only approved the use of the Mexi-Cannon™ on Mexicans.
Q. Will the Mexi-Cannon™ hurt Mexicans?
A. No. Mexicans don’t feel pain like you and me.
Q. Aren’t the Mexicans simply here to pick lettuce and thus don’t deserve to be fired out of a cannon?
A. Wrong! Picking lettuce used to be my job. Now I’m unemployed and have nothing left to do but sit around all day and draw pictures of Mexicans being fired out of cannons. Don’t let this happen to you; buy the Mexi-Cannon™ today!
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