In an interview with Fox News, President Trump said “I don’t like tweeting“, but that it’s his only way around a “dishonest media”.
Well, like they say, when you wrestle a pig, you both get dirty but the pig likes it. Not sure who the pig is in this analogy.
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You Heard It Here First Folks: Supreme Court Nominee Judge Gorsuch is Literally Hitler
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Conservationists want to reintroduce tigers into Central Asia, even though the area doesn’t have enough prey to sustain them.
Want to create a sustainable tiger population? Tell people they taste like beef. You don’t see cows on the endangered species list.
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Prediction – the most surprising thing that will happen during the Superbowl…
From a CNN piece discussing the Trump travel ban in Q&A format:
How big is the backlash?
It’s global. Hundreds showed up at airports across the country…
Hundreds… across the whole USA…
Personally, I’d say that if it’s fewer than the number of Americans who visit a shooting range every day, it’s not something we need to worry about.
President Trump’s pick to head the Interior Department, Ryan Zinke, told the Senate energy committee that he does not believe that climate change is a “hoax”.
True. Because of the large amounts of money involved, it’s technically a “swindle”.